Bring military-style humor to everyday wear with the Battle Buddy Problems Tee. Featuring the bold quote “I would take a bullet for you… bro, you’re the reason we’re getting shot at,” this shirt is made for veterans, service members, and friends who know that loyalty and bad decisions sometimes come as a package deal.
With its distressed lettering, bullet detail, and rugged patriotic styling, this tee is perfect for military buddies, range days, reunions, cookouts, bar nights, Veterans Day, Memorial Day, or casual wear with a sarcastic edge.
A great gift for veterans, active duty service members, battle buddies, military friends, brothers, dads, and anyone who has that one friend they’d protect — even if that friend is usually the reason trouble started.
Veteran owned and operated.
• Designed, printed, and shipped in the U.S.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |